Zeta Bar in always buzzing Florida Road is a popular hangout not only for the young and trendy but also the bald and wealthy.

After a heavy week in court, Schabir Shaik drank his worries away there last Friday night after a bevy of long-limbed models showed off some barely-there lingerie. In between the drinks, the short one managed to snog a rather tall blonde in a small black number who towered over him.

The music at Zeta’s is good, but the venue is a little on the small side and overcrowded. Not for the claustrophobic, but a required spot for those who love to ogle the rich and the skimpily clad models trying to bag them.

With acknowledgements toFuthi Ntshingila and the Sunday Times.

* As if "snogging tall blondes" by a married man under the influence of alcoholic beverages is compatible with the Islamic belief that charging interest on a loan is irreligious.