Hogarth was relaxing at a trendy Durban nightclub in the wee hours of Thursday morning when the most extraordinary sight presented itself.

Sandwiched between two semi-naked 20somethings was Schabir Shaik, doing some risqué moves. At one point he lifted his shirt to reveal a sweaty, pale paunch, which was not a pleasant sight.

With ackowledgement to Hogarth and the Sunday Times.