Publication: Cape Argus
Issued:
Date: 2006-08-25
Reporter:
Reporter:
A driver was trapped in a Cape Town jam when a man
knocked on his window.
"Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Manto
Tshabalala-Msimang and Alec Erwin," he said. "They're asking for a R500 million
ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asked:
"How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About one litre of unleaded."
With acknowledgement to Cape Argus.