Our Mampara: obsessive,
haughty, arrogant, self-important, excessive, outlandish, vindictive,
relentless, venomous, evasive, argumentative, opportunistic, unconvincing,
unbalanced, paranoid, untruthful ... that, at least, is according to the judge’s
dismissal of this puffed-up shinehead’s defamation case against this newspaper.
However, with the help of an anagram generator, Acting Judge Leslie
Weinkove could have gone so much further.
To whit:
Terror’s
unshared slob. Blunder or rash tosser. Born hard, trouserless. Ruthless or
barren sod. Horror’s beardless nut. Rash slob to surrender ...
But the
one we find the most fitting:
Sad losers run, brother.
With acknowledgement to Sunday Times.
Having won its case in every respect possible and having
the judge repeat and enhance the Plaintiff's descriptions of the Defendant, the
Sunday Times now makes a bit of a mampara of itself with its unnecessary
anagrams.